Powered By Coffee & Estrogen Sweatshirt
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Let's be honest about what's really keeping you going. It's not sleep. It's not patience. It's coffee and a little hormonal backup.
Our Powered By Coffee & Estrogen sweatshirt says it with quiet confidence: a clean, classic serif with a touch of script, so it looks polished from across the room and gets a knowing laugh up close. Pair it with jeans, leggings or your favorite iced coffee. It's for the woman who's thriving through perimenopause, menopause and whatever hormonal plot twist comes next.
It makes a great gift for your best friend, your sister, your mom, or anyone running on caffeine and HRT.
Or keep it for yourself. You've earned it.
Details
- Unisex Gildan 18000 Heavy Blend™ crewneck, with a relaxed, classic fit
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² 50/50 cotton-polyester blend that's soft, warm and made to last (Heather Sport colors are 60% polyester, 40% cotton)
- Ribbed-knit collar and cuffs that hold their shape wash after wash
- Double-needle stitching at the shoulders, armholes, neck, waistband and cuffs for extra durability
- Seamless body and tear-away label, so there's nothing itchy
- Made with ethically grown U.S. cotton (U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol) and OEKO-TEX® STANDARD 100 certified dyes
- Unisex sizing; for a relaxed, oversized look, size up
Good to know
- The White color may appear slightly off-white due to the fabric.
- The Orange color can shift subtly in different lighting.
- Made to order just for you. Please check the size chart before ordering.
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Shipping
Every piece is made to order just for you, so please allow a little production time before it ships. Once it's on its way, you'll get a shipping confirmation with tracking when available.
U.S. orders usually arrive 2–5 business days after they ship. Shipping costs are shown at checkout, and items from different print partners may arrive in separate packages.
Returns & exchanges
Every piece is made to order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for size, color or change of mind. Please check the description and size chart before ordering.
If your order arrives damaged, defective or wrong, contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and photos. We'll send a replacement or refund at no cost to you.