Funny Thanksgiving Apron for Women | "Thankful, Sweaty & Blessed" Menopause Hot Flash Apron | Retro Fall Kitchen Hostess Gift
Details
Thankful, sweaty, and blessed. In that order.
The oven's at 425, the kitchen's full of relatives, and your internal thermostat has left the building. This Thanksgiving apron says what every woman in perimenopause and menopause is thinking while she bastes the turkey.
The vintage-style artwork is packed with fall favorites: a cheerful turkey, a smiling pumpkin, pumpkin pie, a cornucopia and a cozy autumn farmhouse. Look closer and you'll spot the hot flash survival kit tucked in between: a hand fan, an electric fan, a glass of ice water, a glass of wine and a few little flames.
Why you'll love it
- Funny and relatable: a menopause humor apron that gets a laugh from everyone who's been there
- Lightweight: 100% polyester twill that won't add another layer of heat
- Durable: built for Thanksgiving dinner, holiday baking and backyard cookouts
- Vivid print: retro fall design on the front (one-sided print)
- Adjustable: black detachable twill straps
A Thanksgiving gift she'll use
Give it to the hostess, your mom, your sister, your best friend or the coworker who keeps a fan on her desk. It works as a Friendsgiving gift, a hostess gift, a menopause gift for women over 40, or a treat for yourself before the big day.
Details
- 100% polyester poly twill
- One-sided print
- Black detachable twill straps
- Pre-constructed item; size may vary by +/- 1"
This isn't the pause. It's the next era.
| One Size | |
|---|---|
| Length , in | 30.31 |
| Width at waist, in | 27.56 |
| Strap length, in | 22.05 |
| Strap width, in | 1.02 |
Shipping
Every piece is made to order just for you, so please allow a little production time before it ships. Once it's on its way, you'll get a shipping confirmation with tracking when available.
U.S. orders usually arrive 2–5 business days after they ship. Shipping costs are shown at checkout, and items from different print partners may arrive in separate packages.
Returns & exchanges
Every piece is made to order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for size, color or change of mind. Please check the description and size chart before ordering.
If your order arrives damaged, defective or wrong, contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and photos. We'll send a replacement or refund at no cost to you.