Another Fine Day to Lose My Cool Tee
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Another fine day to lose my cool.
She looks calm. She's feeding the chickens in a pretty dress. She is also one hot flash away from walking into the pond.
This tee pairs a vintage red toile farm scene with the line every woman in perimenopause and menopause has thought before 9 a.m. It's cottage-pretty at first glance and funny on the second, which makes it easy to wear anywhere.
Why you'll love it
- Funny and relatable: menopause humor that doesn't shout
- Soft from the first wear: garment-dyed, soft-washed Comfort Colors 1717
- 100% ring-spun US cotton: breathable, which matters when you run hot
- Relaxed fit: roomy and easy, great with jeans or half-tucked
- Made to last: heavyweight fabric with double-needle stitching
Good to know
- Made to order just for you and shipped with tracking.
- Arrived damaged, defective or wrong? Email us within 30 days of delivery with a photo and we'll replace it or refund you at no cost. No need to send it back.
- Check the size chart below before ordering. Because each tee is printed for you, we can't exchange for size or color.
Colors: Bay, White and Ivory, each printed with the red toile design.
A gift she'll wear
For the chicken lady, the cottage-core friend, your sister, your mom, or the coworker with a fan on her desk. A good pick for birthdays, Mother's Day, or a "thinking of you during this hormonal season" surprise.
Details
- Comfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed t-shirt
- Pre-shrunk 100% ring-spun US cotton
- Heavyweight fabric, 6.1 oz/yd² (206.8 g/m²)
- Relaxed unisex fit
- No side seams, so it keeps its shape
- Sewn-in label
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | |
| Width, in | 18.25 | 20.25 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 27.75 | 29.75 |
| Length, in | 26.62 | 28.00 | 29.37 | 30.75 | 31.62 | 32.50 | 33.50 |
| Sleeve length from center back, in | 16.25 | 17.75 | 19.00 | 20.50 | 21.75 | 23.25 | 24.63 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Shipping
Every piece is made to order just for you, so please allow a little production time before it ships. Once it's on its way, you'll get a shipping confirmation with tracking when available.
U.S. orders usually arrive 2–5 business days after they ship. Shipping costs are shown at checkout, and items from different print partners may arrive in separate packages.
Returns & exchanges
Every piece is made to order, so we can't accept returns or exchanges for size, color or change of mind. Please check the description and size chart before ordering.
If your order arrives damaged, defective or wrong, contact us within 30 days of delivery with your order number and photos. We'll send a replacement or refund at no cost to you.