Another Fine Day to Lose My Cool Sweatshirt | Vintage Red Toile Farmhouse Crewneck | Funny Menopause Gift
Details
Sweet on the outside, slightly unhinged on the inside. đ
This cozy crewneck has a vintage red toile scene of a farm girl scattering feed to her hens, with picket fences, rolling hills, and a little bow. Underneath, in elegant script: âanother fine day to lose my cool.â
It works both ways: losing your temper, or losing your cool to a hot flash. Either way, the hens donât judge.
Perfect for:
- Anyone who loves cottagecore, toile, or farmhouse style
- Chilly mornings with coffee and the chickens
- The friend whoâs holding it together (mostly)
- Birthdays, Motherâs Day, holiday gifts, or a just-because treat
Colors: White, Ash, Sand, Light Blue
Details:
- Medium-heavy 8.0 oz/yd² 50/50 cotton-polyester blend thatâs soft and built to last
- Unisex classic fit with a crew neckline
- Ribbed collar, cuffs, and waistband hold their shape
- Double-needle stitching for durability
- Tear-away label, so no itchy tags
- Ethically grown US cotton with OEKO-TEXÂŽ certified dyes
Sizing tip: Unisex sizing. For a relaxed, oversized look, size up 1â2 sizes.
Please note: Due to fabric properties, White may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.
Wear the toile. Feed the chickens. Lose your cool gracefully. đ
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
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