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She is also one hot flash away from walking into the pond.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tee pairs a vintage red toile farm scene with the line every woman in perimenopause and menopause has thought before 9 a.m. It's cottage-pretty at first glance and funny on the second, which makes it easy to wear anywhere.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWhy you'll love it\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eFunny and relatable:\u003c\/strong\u003e menopause humor that doesn't shout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eSoft from the first wear:\u003c\/strong\u003e garment-dyed, soft-washed Comfort Colors 1717\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e100% ring-spun US cotton:\u003c\/strong\u003e breathable, which matters when you run hot\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eRelaxed fit:\u003c\/strong\u003e roomy and easy, great with jeans or half-tucked\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade to last:\u003c\/strong\u003e heavyweight fabric with double-needle stitching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eGood to know\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eMade to order just for you\u003c\/strong\u003e and shipped with tracking.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eArrived damaged, defective or wrong?\u003c\/strong\u003e Email us within 30 days of delivery with a photo and we'll replace it or refund you at no cost. No need to send it back.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003eCheck the size chart below before ordering.\u003c\/strong\u003e Because each tee is printed for you, we can't exchange for size or color.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e Bay, White and Ivory, each printed with the red toile design.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eA gift she'll wear\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor the chicken lady, the cottage-core friend, your sister, your mom, or the coworker with a fan on her desk. 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