{"product_id":"another-fine-day-to-lose-my-cool-sweatshirt-vintage-red-toile-farmhouse-crewneck-funny-menopause-gift","title":"Another Fine Day to Lose My Cool Sweatshirt | Vintage Red Toile Farmhouse Crewneck | Funny Menopause Gift","description":"\u003cp\u003eSweet on the outside, slightly unhinged on the inside. 🐓\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis cozy crewneck has a vintage red toile scene of a farm girl scattering feed to her hens, with picket fences, rolling hills, and a little bow. Underneath, in elegant script: \u003cem\u003e“another fine day to lose my cool.”\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt works both ways: losing your temper, or losing your cool to a hot flash. Either way, the hens don’t judge.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePerfect for:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAnyone who loves cottagecore, toile, or farmhouse style\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChilly mornings with coffee and the chickens\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eThe friend who’s holding it together (mostly)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBirthdays, Mother’s Day, holiday gifts, or a just-because treat\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eColors:\u003c\/strong\u003e White, Ash, Sand, Light Blue\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eDetails:\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMedium-heavy 8.0 oz\/yd² 50\/50 cotton-polyester blend that’s soft and built to last\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eUnisex classic fit with a crew neckline\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRibbed collar, cuffs, and waistband hold their shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching for durability\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTear-away label, so no itchy tags\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eEthically grown US cotton with OEKO-TEX® certified dyes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eSizing tip:\u003c\/strong\u003e Unisex sizing. For a relaxed, oversized look, size up 1–2 sizes.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePlease note:\u003c\/strong\u003e Due to fabric properties, White may appear slightly off-white rather than bright white.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eWear the toile. Feed the chickens. 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