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Featuring a minimalist moon-phase design and the words \u003cstrong\u003e“Wild, Wise, Unbothered,”\u003c\/strong\u003e this tee offers a stylish, subtle way to embrace your changing season.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eMade from soft-washed, garment-dyed cotton, it has that comfortably lived-in feel from the very first wear. Pair it with jeans, leggings or your favorite lounge pants for errands, coffee dates, girls’ weekends or everyday life.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003cp\u003eIt also makes a thoughtful and empowering gift for a friend, wife, mom, sister—or any woman learning to own her pause with confidence.\u003c\/p\u003e\u003ch3\u003eWhy You’ll Love It\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMeaningful “Phases of the Pause” moon-phase design\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eInspiring “Wild, Wise, Unbothered” message\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eCreated for the perimenopause and menopause journey\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSoft-washed, garment-dyed finish\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfortable, relaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight cotton with a soft, lived-in feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eNo side seams for a smoother shape\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDurable double-needle stitching\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in a wide selection of colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eShirt Details\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eComfort Colors 1717 garment-dyed T-shirt\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e100% pre-shrunk ring-spun US cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeavyweight 6.1 oz fabric\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eRelaxed unisex fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eTubular body without side seams\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eDouble-needle stitching throughout\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSewn-in label\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAvailable in multiple garment-dyed colors\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\u003ch3\u003eFit Note\u003c\/h3\u003e\u003cp\u003eThis shirt has a relaxed unisex fit. 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